- Man, were you hot in Grease. (Lanky hot.)
- I’m sincerely sorry to hear about Jett.
- What’s with the black monkey toupée? Lighten up the charlatan shade – you look like the creepy dude Minnelli momentarily-married.
- My bro-in-law met you once, said you’re très nice and normal.
- Also, I don’t believe you flashed your twig ‘n’ berries to a masseuse.
- That said, I can’t give you a free pass on Scientology (sorry).
- Remember your film, The Experts? I seriously can’t find that on DVD, like, anywhere.
- I forgive you for Look Who’s Talking.
- I forgive you for Look Who’s Talking Too, too.
- I love a good action movie but the ending to Face Off was way too long.
- Let’s do lunch – I’ll have my people call your people.
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Things I’d like to say to John Travolta …
July 5, 2012 
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