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		<title>You can Derelict my balls, Capi-tan.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2013/04/19/you-can-derelict-my-balls-capi-tan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight. All is right with the world. I&#8217;ve had happy champagne, ironically with the scourge of my current existence &#8211; my coworkers: Sidewinder, Mufasa and Obama. Sidewinder you know, albeit in passing. Mufasa is the female Lion King to my fastly diminishing kingdom, Obama the beatific bite-sized politician who makes up the set. These are [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=5256&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You can&#8217;t handle the truth!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 00:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think my mojo has sprung a leak. I can hear the soft whoosh and whine of it deflating, like an airbed long used by porcupines. Though, my hope is it&#8217;s more of a falter than &#8216;flater and will rise again (like John Mayer from the ashes of dignity and seldom silence). I have applied for [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4846&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Paint a portrait of my mystery.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2013/02/09/paint-a-portrait-of-my-mystery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 08:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right wood. chuck. chuckers, it&#8217;s. Groundhog Day! In commemoriam, herewith somethan I wrote but ne&#8217;er posted which depicts the demise of last year. Followed by something I wrote in the Spring of my soliloquy step. that was then &#8230; I&#8217;m living in an Aaron Sorkin drama. Except without the rapid-fire repartee and seasons of success. [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4594&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Trapped in a glass case of emotion.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/09/11/trapped-in-a-glass-case-of-emotion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 10:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a disturbance in the force. Can you feel it? Today, I went out to lunch with my &#8216;team&#8217; &#8211; an awkward, alcoholic affair with sharks aplenty. For one denial day, we aspired not to be co-workers, just co-people.  What the fuck was I thinking? Through a sea of red flags I waded, over the hill [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4750&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pick that up and put it down properly!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2012 02:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel tumultuous. Like Gary Busey in high wind. Work has been insane in the membrane. Or for the less bombastic: totes nutsack. In the last fortnight, all hell don break loose (stopping just shy of my shorts catching fire with only vodka to put &#8216;em out). Each morning, trying to wake myself to the [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4281&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Swimming with sharks, in vodka and shit.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/04/21/swimming-with-sharks-in-vodka-and-shit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 10:51:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it looks like curlers, bra and undies may be the highlight of the night. Context? Let me bring you up-to-date with whiplash speed.&#160;It&#8217;s 9pm on Saturday night and I agreed to go to drinks with a girl from work. (First mistake? You decide.) Actually, it&#8217;s landmark birthday drinks for her boyfriend&#8217;s basketball mate and [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4121&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Can I get ya anything? Coffee? Tea? Me?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 08:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m having a Working Girl kinda day, my friends! (Not to be confused with a working girl kinda day.) I feel Staten Island ferry, Carly Simon lettin&#8217; that river run, epic. Yeah, epic. Perhaps a new kind of Disney day has been born &#8230; a philosophical phoenix with heroine hymn and cityscape? For not even a [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4063&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/01/14/baseball-bats-and-boogeymen-beautiful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 12:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So. I&#8217;ve been reading the books of Ellen and Portia, simultaneously. And where Seriously&#8230;&#8217; is a joke flavoured confit with smooth self-help scent, Unbearable Lightness resides deep down the rabbit hole, quenching and insight full. One expanding, the other contracting, together they somehow mirror the rhythm of breathing. Curious. Then, after feasting on such philosophy, I watched A Night At [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4000&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Who you tryin&#8217; to get crazy with, esé?</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/01/11/who-you-tryin-to-get-crazy-with-ese/</link>
		<comments>http://thewuc.com/2012/01/11/who-you-tryin-to-get-crazy-with-ese/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 12:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Insomnia. What a golden gift of goob. Like a world without Stellan Skarsgård, it may seem a candy concept of poetic pathos and manumit minutes. In truth, it’s a little more like this. With only two hours sleep, I now resemble the Swedish Chef (replete with muppet mullet). Hurdy gurdy, flip the birdy. In other [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3906&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My teen-angst bullshit has a body count.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/01/06/my-teen-angst-bullshit-has-a-body-count/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 15:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve reached new levels of suckage, this I know. The elastic gave out in my blogging undies and they’ve been languishing around my ankles for some time now. There’s a toasty visual for you. In my defence: work sucks dog&#8217;s balls. Big. Hairy. Dead dog&#8217;s balls. And has sucked so since Fey Prince did his [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3833&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Well, wuc me gently with a chainsaw.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/11/27/well-wuc-me-gently-with-a-chainsaw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 15:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So. This week&#8217;s been fairly Oliver Stone, I don&#8217;t mind sayin&#8217;. Or, as the kindly black man says to the portly, ultimately acquiescent Kellerman at the close of Dirty Dancing: lots of changes, old Max. Lots of changes. First, I had drinks with the gunslingers. I know, right. I have no godly excuse for such [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3640&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What the wuc just happened?</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/11/16/what-the-wuc-just-happened/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 14:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m back. Like a chump who shows up to her bat mitzvah at 32. So. Um, how&#8217;ve you been? [Looks awkward and shuffles feet.] Good? You been good? Sweet Mary. The guilt I&#8217;ve felt for letting my wuc grow cobwebs! (Ewww.) We&#8217;re talking, Catholic guilt. Teenage pregnancy guilt. Hairy armpits guilt. Guilt. But I return [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3496&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Do that voodoo you do so well.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/08/18/do-that-voodoo-you-do-so-well/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 13:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel happy today. Like a jelly bean after a lavish spa treatment. It aint a Disney day, understand. But my undies are nevertheless alive with the sound of Cusack. The factors to my blissful briefs (aka the pantaloon union) are thus: they&#8217;re clean Gay Prince is in da hizzie (whoop whoop) I&#8217;ve been offered a [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3336&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Howdy Doody time.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/08/15/its-howdy-doody-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 06:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And she’s back in the game! (Gallops onto stage with mop and cowboy hat) (Bad Boy Bubby of the executive set). Howdy y’all (tip of the hat) and wassup mutherfuckers (to the roughians in the back). Apols for the satellite delay. I’ve been in a cult boy / gunslinger meltdown from which it took a [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3249&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Damn the man. Save the Empire!</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/07/21/damn-the-man-save-the-empire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 13:58:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel weary. We&#8217;re talking, hiking up a pair of concrete undies with spindly Mr Burns arms, weary. Battle commander for the Alliance, stuck on a decimated planet ravaged by a decade of war, fighting for the mining rights to a source that&#8217;ll end the world&#8217;s energy crisis, weary. You get the drill bit. Motherfucken weary, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3013&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Here comes the smolder.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/07/14/here-comes-the-smolder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 13:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gay Prince made his return today, a veritable Vincent Vega in his pencil tie and Pulp suit; as welcome to me as the undies of Robert Downey Jr (on my floor come Sunday morning). And for once, I was triumphant. Super hero, hands on hips, cape billowing in the breeze, tri-oomph-ant. Because, much like a [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=2931&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hell of a thing, killin&#8217; a man.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/07/13/hell-of-a-thing-killin-a-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 13:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went out with the gunslingers last night, an act of lunacy I&#8217;d sworn never to repeat. I guess you&#8217;d call it a peacekeeping mission; but instead of an MK47, I was armed with moxy and a clean pair of shorts (to be said like Ace Ventura). We&#8217;ve settled into a quiet unease of late, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=2887&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Well do ya, punk?</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/07/10/well-do-ya-punk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 13:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate the word &#8216;naughty&#8217;, I really do. Sure. It aint up there with &#8216;tummy&#8217; or &#8216;vagina&#8217; &#8230; but for the love of Gandhi! If you aint a parent, you got no cause to be using it. This anti-penchant may be due to my sociopathic boss of traumatic times past who would extend his hand [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=2848&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s Hansel, he&#8217;s so hot right now.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/07/07/thats-hansel-hes-so-hot-right-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 12:04:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I awoke looking like a cave woman, my hair between an afro and a high-five. Not as victorious as it sounds, folks. Ordinarily, this would be Gay Prince&#8217;s cue but he&#8217;s been interstate for a month, damn his unicorn ass. I miss him like the first season of Master Chef (primarily when hungry); and, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=2599&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Are you trying to Garfunkel me?</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/06/10/are-you-trying-to-garfunkel-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 05:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is it every time I look like a lesbian firefighter, that&#8217;s when Metro Prince (thus renamed) does a drive-by? I mean, honestly. The days I&#8217;m coiffed and captivating, where is he? It&#8217;s getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous. This morning he prances by like a purple pony. I felt the whiplash in my proverbial, let me [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=2133&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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