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fresh from the cranium

• You can Derelict my balls, Capi-tan.
• Move it or lose it, Toots.
• You can’t handle the truth!
• the wuc bytes – crazy stupid love
• Paint a portrait of my mystery.
• Trapped in a glass case of emotion.
• Passing precipitation ‘n’ ponderment.
• the wuc bytes – the switch
• Initiative comes to thems that wait.
• Watch how good I fake it.
• Tick. Tick, tick, tick … BOOM!
• I’m Fred. I like tacos and ’71 Cabernet.
• adventures of wuc woman – chapter 1
• Pick that up and put it down properly!
• Things I’d like to say to John Travolta …
• We’re only trying to get us some sleep.
• Swimming with sharks, in vodka and shit.
• Can I get ya anything? Coffee? Tea? Me?
• Baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful.
• Who you tryin’ to get crazy with, esé?
• My teen-angst bullshit has a body count.
• Look to me in my eyeball.
• What’s the upchuck factor on that?
• Well, wuc me gently with a chainsaw.
• the wuc bytes – dodgeball
• What the wuc just happened?
• Follow me or perish, sweater monkeys.
• the wuc bytes – burglar
• Do that voodoo you do so well.
• It’s Howdy Doody time.