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		<title>Swimming with sharks, in vodka and shit.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 10:51:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it looks like curlers, bra and undies may be the highlight of the night. Context? Let me bring you up-to-date with whiplash speed. It&#8217;s 9pm on Saturday night and I agreed to go to drinks with a girl from work. (First mistake? You decide.) Actually, it&#8217;s landmark birthday drinks for her boyfriend&#8217;s basketball mate and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4121&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Can I get ya anything? Coffee? Tea? Me?</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/01/17/can-i-get-ya-anything-coffee-tea-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 08:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m having a Working Girl kinda day, my friends! (Not to be confused with a working girl kinda day.) I feel Staten Island ferry, Carly Simon lettin&#8217; that river run, epic. Yeah, epic. Perhaps a new kind of Disney day has been born &#8230; a philosophical phoenix with heroine hymn and cityscape? For not even a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4063&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>39</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/01/14/baseball-bats-and-boogeymen-beautiful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 12:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So. I&#8217;ve been reading the books of Ellen and Portia, simultaneously. And where Seriously&#8230;&#8217; is a joke flavoured confit with smooth self-help scent, Unbearable Lightness resides deep down the rabbit hole, quenching and insight full. One expanding, the other contracting, together they somehow mirror the rhythm of breathing. Curious. Then, after feasting on such philosophy, I watched A Night At [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4000&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Who you tryin&#8217; to get crazy with, esé?</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/01/11/who-you-tryin-to-get-crazy-with-ese/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 12:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Insomnia. What a golden gift of goob. Like a world without Stellan Skarsgård, it may seem a candy concept of poetic pathos and manumit minutes. In truth, it’s a little more like this. With only two hours sleep, I now resemble the Swedish Chef (replete with muppet mullet). Hurdy gurdy, flip the birdy. In other [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3906&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>25</slash:comments>
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		<title>My teen-angst bullshit has a body count.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/01/06/my-teen-angst-bullshit-has-a-body-count/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 15:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve reached new levels of suckage, this I know. The elastic gave out in my blogging undies and they’ve been languishing around my ankles for some time now. There’s a toasty visual for you. In my defence: work sucks dog&#8217;s balls. Big. Hairy. Dead dog&#8217;s balls. And has sucked so since Fey Prince did his [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3833&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Look to me in my eyeball.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/11/30/luben-look-to-me-in-my-eyeball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 12:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Random thoughts which peppered my head today: Love songs are like a tepid bath. They may start out warm and comforting; but really, you&#8217;re just languishing in crap. Why is Sarah Silverman popular? I prefer silent Snoopy. My average week is akin to Zallinger&#8217;s March of Progress, in reverse. Mondays, I&#8217;m a Darwinian dream. Come Friday, I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3618&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>50</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>What&#8217;s the upchuck factor on that?</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/11/28/whats-the-upchuck-factor-on-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 02:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been rediscovering my Thirsty Merc (kick-ass Aussie band, don&#8217;t ya know). And by rediscovering, I mean chair-dancing like the lousy, legless dude from Forrest Gump. Like the wicked witch o&#8217; the East with Dot&#8217;s house resting on her lower extremities. Head banging. Torso tossing. Rockin&#8217; that shit like I&#8217;m drowning at a seated event. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3709&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Well, wuc me gently with a chainsaw.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/11/27/well-wuc-me-gently-with-a-chainsaw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 15:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So. This week&#8217;s been fairly Oliver Stone, I don&#8217;t mind sayin&#8217;. Or, as the kindly black man says to the portly, ultimately acquiescent Kellerman at the close of Dirty Dancing: lots of changes, old Max. Lots of changes. First, I had drinks with the gunslingers. I know, right. I have no godly excuse for such [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3640&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the wuc bytes &#8211; dodgeball</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/11/17/the-wuc-bytes-dodgeball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 13:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think GP broke me. Not in a wild horse kinda way, understand. He aint the Wuc Whisperer, for cryin&#8217;. Nor, for the record, have I sunk to Bridget Jonesean lows (all by myself in earnest and epilepsy, my undies big enough to house a troupe of transient midgets). Neverthemore, lassy. Much like little lost Ledger [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3580&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What the wuc just happened?</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/11/16/what-the-wuc-just-happened/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 14:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m back. Like a chump who shows up to her bat mitzvah at 32. So. Um, how&#8217;ve you been? [Looks awkward and shuffles feet.] Good? You been good? Sweet Mary. The guilt I&#8217;ve felt for letting my wuc grow cobwebs! (Ewww.) We&#8217;re talking, Catholic guilt. Teenage pregnancy guilt. Hairy armpits guilt. Guilt. But I return [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3496&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Follow me or perish, sweater monkeys.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/08/24/follow-me-or-perish-sweater-monkeys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 04:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Random thoughts which peppered my head today: I dreamt that Stephen Fry asked me to live with him, to make pale British love and give heterosexuality a red-hot go. It was a confusing time. For both of us, baby. Why were the seventies so goddamn brown? Anyone? I once had some dude travel an hour [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3389&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the wuc bytes &#8211; burglar</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/08/20/the-wuc-bytes-burglar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 13:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note to self: do not drop a dry-roasted soy bean down your cleavage. Especially when your boss is sitting be-side you. Like a pinball boomeranging between two goal posts (mounds de mammilla), it paused above the cleave and then dove forth, with the intrepid spirit of an Olympic diver. And as I sat there in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3399&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Do that voodoo you do so well.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/08/18/do-that-voodoo-you-do-so-well/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 13:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel happy today. Like a jelly bean after a lavish spa treatment. It aint a Disney day, understand. But my undies are nevertheless alive with the sound of Cusack. The factors to my blissful briefs (aka the pantaloon union) are thus: they&#8217;re clean Gay Prince is in da hizzie (whoop whoop) I&#8217;ve been offered a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3336&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Howdy Doody time.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/08/15/its-howdy-doody-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 06:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And she’s back in the game! (Gallops onto stage with mop and cowboy hat) (Bad Boy Bubby of the executive set). Howdy y’all (tip of the hat) and wassup mutherfuckers (to the roughians in the back). Apols for the satellite delay. I’ve been in a cult boy / gunslinger meltdown from which it took a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3249&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The arsonist has oddly-shaped feet.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/07/29/the-arsonist-has-oddly-shaped-feet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Random thoughts which peppered my head today: I didn&#8217;t know it was possible to injure one&#8217;s cleavage but have discovered that, yes. If red-hot coffee is poured upon it &#8230; it will scream in pain like a thwarted gnome. Humanity seems like a numbers game to me. Like it doesn&#8217;t matter how many of us are picked [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3183&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Let me hold your crown, babe.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/07/27/let-me-hold-your-crown-babe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How am I special needs? Let me count the ways. I&#8217;ve listened to the same song for weeks now. We&#8217;re talkin&#8217;, hour after hour. Day after day. Week after Lindsay Lohan week. And in seemingly unrelated news (to be said in the dulcet tones of a newsreader whose balls have most definitely dropped) &#8230; when [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3116&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the wuc bytes &#8211; high anxiety</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/07/25/the-wuc-bytes-high-anxiety/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2011 12:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love this movie like the most dogeared page of a well-travelled passport. It remains one of my favourite holidays. A place my parents took me as a kid, intrinsically tied to my rapscallion youth and favourite laughs with my sibs. A place we&#8217;d revisit time and again, in person or phrenic photo, quoting the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3078&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Damn the man. Save the Empire!</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/07/21/damn-the-man-save-the-empire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 13:58:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel weary. We&#8217;re talking, hiking up a pair of concrete undies with spindly Mr Burns arms, weary. Battle commander for the Alliance, stuck on a decimated planet ravaged by a decade of war, fighting for the mining rights to a source that&#8217;ll end the world&#8217;s energy crisis, weary. You get the drill bit. Motherfucken weary, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3013&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The human torch was denied a bank loan.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/07/19/the-human-torch-was-denied-a-bank-loan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 12:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Random thoughts which peppered my head today: Being a wannabe Snoop Dogg, I once said to my dad: “word to your muther, yo.&#8221; To which he replied, &#8220;come to think of it, I do need to have a word to my mother.&#8221; Today in the lift, I missed my floor due to pondering Ryan Reynolds&#8217; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=2978&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Here comes the smolder.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2011/07/14/here-comes-the-smolder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 13:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gay Prince made his return today, a veritable Vincent Vega in his pencil tie and Pulp suit; as welcome to me as the undies of Robert Downey Jr (on my floor come Sunday morning). And for once, I was triumphant. Super hero, hands on hips, cape billowing in the breeze, tri-oomph-ant. Because, much like a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=2931&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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