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		<title>You can Derelict my balls, Capi-tan.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2013/04/19/you-can-derelict-my-balls-capi-tan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight. All is right with the world. I&#8217;ve had happy champagne, ironically with the scourge of my current existence &#8211; my coworkers: Sidewinder, Mufasa and Obama. Sidewinder you know, albeit in passing. Mufasa is the female Lion King to my fastly diminishing kingdom, Obama the beatific bite-sized politician who makes up the set. These are [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=5256&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Move it or lose it, Toots.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2013/04/12/move-it-or-lose-it-toots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 10:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuckadoodledoo. My landlord just gave me notice. I gotta move outta my beloved abode afore the next solstice. Four years in, I could feel this day approaching &#8211; fast and furious like the errant arse of Vin Diesel. Yessireebobtail I&#8217;ve dreaded it. Now it&#8217;s nigh and, well. I&#8217;m gutted. Just quietly. My life is imploding [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4875&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You can&#8217;t handle the truth!</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2013/02/20/you-cant-handle-the-truth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 00:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think my mojo has sprung a leak. I can hear the soft whoosh and whine of it deflating, like an airbed long used by porcupines. Though, my hope is it&#8217;s more of a falter than &#8216;flater and will rise again (like John Mayer from the ashes of dignity and seldom silence). I have applied for [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4846&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the wuc bytes &#8211; crazy stupid love</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2013/02/12/the-wuc-bytes-crazy-stupid-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 01:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel full of pith. Like Pithy Longstocking, or Gladys Knight with a lisp. &#8220;Pith it out!&#8221; (To be whooped in titillated Tourettes.) This week, I&#8217;m doing my usual gig plus extra duties for the Big Cheese (the boss of my new boss). Or Blue Cheese, as the case may be. For, if we&#8217;re grading on [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4416&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Paint a portrait of my mystery.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2013/02/09/paint-a-portrait-of-my-mystery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 08:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right wood. chuck. chuckers, it&#8217;s. Groundhog Day! In commemoriam, herewith somethan I wrote but ne&#8217;er posted which depicts the demise of last year. Followed by something I wrote in the Spring of my soliloquy step. that was then &#8230; I&#8217;m living in an Aaron Sorkin drama. Except without the rapid-fire repartee and seasons of success. [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4594&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Trapped in a glass case of emotion.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/09/11/trapped-in-a-glass-case-of-emotion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 10:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a disturbance in the force. Can you feel it? Today, I went out to lunch with my &#8216;team&#8217; &#8211; an awkward, alcoholic affair with sharks aplenty. For one denial day, we aspired not to be co-workers, just co-people.  What the fuck was I thinking? Through a sea of red flags I waded, over the hill [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4750&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Passing precipitation &#8216;n&#8217; ponderment.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/08/16/passing-precipitation-n-ponderment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 11:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the cousin to contentment, twice removed, had a love affair with the Byron of boredom, their offspring would be akin to my current mood. Moments of contentment flash by, like the brilliant white of lightning, before the ever familiar rumble of thunder follows. Sometimes. I have such a feeling of calm that it feels [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4722&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the wuc bytes &#8211; the switch</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/08/15/the-wuc-bytes-the-switch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2012 12:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m feeling particularly bipolar, just thought you should know. Today, I subsist on the upward swell of a wayward zephyr &#8211; with spring poking its salty nose out, sniffing the air like a groundhog, deciding whether it&#8217;ll grant me my yenned renaissance. Yesterday, winter was in full force, wedging my emotional undies right up into [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4687&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Initiative comes to thems that wait.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/08/07/initiative-comes-to-thems-that-wait/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 18:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy shit box, it&#8217;s August. With a new month, comes new expectations. None that I&#8217;ll rise to, but still. In other news, did I mention that I&#8217;m learning Latin? Also known as the language of love (or armor inopiae) (lack thereof). When I imparted this in passing to the dubious fuckers who populate my working [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4630&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Watch how good I fake it.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/07/27/watch-how-good-i-fake-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2012 16:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I met a beautiful man tonight. Beautiful in intelligence. Beautiful in eloquence. Beautiful in movie knowledge. Beautiful in spirit and garb. Ugly in unavailability. He was, quite simply: all that I have learned to live without. Like most taken men, they don&#8217;t realize the golden light they shine upon you which speaks of prose and [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4608&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tick. Tick, tick, tick &#8230; BOOM!</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/07/16/tick-tick-tick-tick-boom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 12:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve been getting my Ace of Base on. In special needs repeat. This brings joo-joo joy because: I&#8217;m special needs I&#8217;m ooold (to be said like Joey Tribbiani) I&#8217;m instantly transported back to being 17 years old I&#8217;d just moved outta home into a stu-stu-studio with stained-glass windows and kitsch kitchen. Still in high [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3626&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Fred. I like tacos and &#8217;71 Cabernet.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/07/14/im-fred-i-like-tacos-and-71-cabernet/</link>
		<comments>http://thewuc.com/2012/07/14/im-fred-i-like-tacos-and-71-cabernet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2012 10:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Random thoughts which peppered my head today: I hate it when movies purposefully pluck my heartstrings. Like fucking Beaches, with Hershey slowly succumbing at the fucken seashore. Pluck elsewhere, people. I made a new acquaintance today. He was bald and sweet, with a naïve view of the world. [Disclaimer: it was not a newborn baby.] [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4427&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>adventures of wuc woman &#8211; chapter 1</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/07/12/adventures-of-wuc-woman-chapter-1/</link>
		<comments>http://thewuc.com/2012/07/12/adventures-of-wuc-woman-chapter-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 14:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the wuc</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Filed under: comic de Tagged: comic, Humor, life, mac 'n' cheese, superhero, Wonder Woman, writing, wuc woman<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4449&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pick that up and put it down properly!</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/07/08/pick-that-up-and-put-it-down-properly/</link>
		<comments>http://thewuc.com/2012/07/08/pick-that-up-and-put-it-down-properly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2012 02:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the wuc</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel tumultuous. Like Gary Busey in high wind. Work has been insane in the membrane. Or for the less bombastic: totes nutsack. In the last fortnight, all hell don break loose (stopping just shy of my shorts catching fire with only vodka to put &#8216;em out). Each morning, trying to wake myself to the [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4281&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Things I&#8217;d like to say to John Travolta &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/07/05/things-id-like-to-say-to-john-travolta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 22:51:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, were you hot in Grease. (Lanky hot.) I&#8217;m sincerely sorry to hear about Jett. What&#8217;s with the black monkey toupée? Lighten up the charlatan shade &#8211; you look like the creepy dude Minnelli momentarily-married. My bro-in-law met you once, said you&#8217;re très nice and normal. Also, I don&#8217;t believe you flashed your twig &#8216;n&#8217; [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4176&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;re only trying to get us some sleep.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/07/03/were-only-trying-to-get-us-some-sleep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2012 22:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My brain be scattered, like the bones of a zombie on the highway of a free-wheeling granny. I had another birthday last week. Alas, it was a rather defeated affair. As if ageing were a schoolyard bully who&#8217;d pushed my knees to the gravel (upward wedgie in one hand, downward lunchbox in t&#8217;other) one too [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4169&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Swimming with sharks, in vodka and shit.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/04/21/swimming-with-sharks-in-vodka-and-shit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 10:51:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it looks like curlers, bra and undies may be the highlight of the night. Context? Let me bring you up-to-date with whiplash speed.&#160;It&#8217;s 9pm on Saturday night and I agreed to go to drinks with a girl from work. (First mistake? You decide.) Actually, it&#8217;s landmark birthday drinks for her boyfriend&#8217;s basketball mate and [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4121&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Can I get ya anything? Coffee? Tea? Me?</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/01/17/can-i-get-ya-anything-coffee-tea-me/</link>
		<comments>http://thewuc.com/2012/01/17/can-i-get-ya-anything-coffee-tea-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 08:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m having a Working Girl kinda day, my friends! (Not to be confused with a working girl kinda day.) I feel Staten Island ferry, Carly Simon lettin&#8217; that river run, epic. Yeah, epic. Perhaps a new kind of Disney day has been born &#8230; a philosophical phoenix with heroine hymn and cityscape? For not even a [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4063&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful.</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/01/14/baseball-bats-and-boogeymen-beautiful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 12:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the wuc</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So. I&#8217;ve been reading the books of Ellen and Portia, simultaneously. And where Seriously&#8230;&#8217; is a joke flavoured confit with smooth self-help scent, Unbearable Lightness resides deep down the rabbit hole, quenching and insight full. One expanding, the other contracting, together they somehow mirror the rhythm of breathing. Curious. Then, after feasting on such philosophy, I watched A Night At [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=4000&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Who you tryin&#8217; to get crazy with, esé?</title>
		<link>http://thewuc.com/2012/01/11/who-you-tryin-to-get-crazy-with-ese/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 12:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Insomnia. What a golden gift of goob. Like a world without Stellan Skarsgård, it may seem a candy concept of poetic pathos and manumit minutes. In truth, it’s a little more like this. With only two hours sleep, I now resemble the Swedish Chef (replete with muppet mullet). Hurdy gurdy, flip the birdy. In other [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thewuc.com&#038;blog=19479588&#038;post=3906&#038;subd=thewuc&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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