today, I passed …

a woman colour co-ordinated with a passing taxi,

a man who smelt like a nightclub, though

strangely, not in a bad way,

a group of school kids in a train station,

complete in gray shorts and knee-high socks,

a woman so thin,

her legs were two straws,

her kneecaps, blueberries sucked halfway up.

thought. Prince Charles is but a school boy trapped inside an aged body.

About the wuc

I'm a chick living in Australia, working for the man. I hate office work with a passion usually reserved for James Cameron, but somehow I ended up with a career behind a desk, stapling my forehead at random intervals.

3 Responses to “today, I passed …”

  1. Today I was passed by:
    A group of Asian tourists, just out of visiting Stockholm City Hall. They were all wearing striped hoodies… I suppose the guide thought this would make it easier to recognize and coral her charges, but it looked like Stockholm was a scene from some old, black and white ‘escape of the Asian prisoners’ film! (And I mean no disrespect to Asians at all!)

  2. “her legs were two straws,

    her kneecaps, blueberries sucked halfway up.”

    Brilliant. Just brilliant.

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