I think I just crapped my shorts.

I’m antisocial by nature and trying to get me involved in activities is much like attempting to coax the Elephant Man from a plastic surgery clinic – high difficulty factor, people.

But I nearly crapped my shorts when Aaron Graham gave me a shout out this week, bestowing upon me the Versatile Blogger award (along with 14 other chuffed little spaghetti blogs). Thanks muchly Aaron for the props and traffic.

It was well worth the bleach (refer aforementioned shorts); and it’s a fun way to show the lurve whilst discovering new blogs in the process (which is why the disfigured hermit in me was sufficiently encouraged to respond).

award obligations, fine print:

  • Thank the bestower of the award (check);
  • List seven random things about myself;
  • Pay it forward to 15 blogs I like (thus notifying them of said award).

seven randoms … about the wuc

  1. My eyebrows are like well-to-do caterpillars;
  2. I think Kate could have fit Leonardo on that door;
  3. It’s quite possible I have man hands;
  4. Fake tan makes me look like a psychotic tiger;
  5. I think politicians are as useful as an anti-itch cream in dry heat;
  6. Instead of a girl scream, I have a gruff shout (much like an old man, mid-Heimlich);
  7. I aspire to be jaunty (like a puppy wearing a waistcoat, and smoking a Cuban).

So to pass the torch (I’ve only had it for two days, man) to The Ten with whom I share an affinity (sorry, I couldn’t quite get to fifteen).

To these peeps I say, thanks for the enabling me to momentarily leave my life (like a car with the engine running and door ajar) to sneak into yours. As you pry this award from my fingers (like a fat kid forced to share his cake) allow me to say … well done, Old Bean!

and the Versatile Blogger goes to

  1. Runway Hippy
  2. The Observationlist NYC
  3. 101 Books
  4. Topiclessbar
  5. Ryan Peacock Photoblog
  6. I am awkward
  7. thecrazyworldofdating
  8. I am Mikey Shean
  9. Axis of Ego
  10. MB’s

About the wuc

I'm a chick living in Australia, working for the man. I hate office work with a passion usually reserved for James Cameron, but somehow I ended up with a career behind a desk, stapling my forehead at random intervals.

2 Responses to “I think I just crapped my shorts.”

  1. consider your debt to the Versatile Blogger Secret Society 67% compleate. (10 out of 15 blogs)

    But, fear not, I have sway with the Super Secret Council of those that must not be named and I think I can pull a few strings and cash in a few favors and get them to over look this slight breech in etiquite.

    *smile* Welcome to the club.

  2. Congratulations! I tried a tanning cream once and it made me look like a pyschotic giraffe. I almost think a tiger is preferable.

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