the wuc bytes – as good as it gets

It’s my birthday, yo.

Ordinarily, I’d be rocking back and forth in an extended foetal, like Andy Dick routinely on a Friday night; but I’m feeling pret-ty goood (to be said like Jon Lovitz). I feel like doing a jaunty Irish jig whilst wearing a tutu made entirely from birthday cards.

Instead, I’m gonna see a grandiose production of Mary Poppins; then get my pink wig on and go dancing. Yeah, baby! No doubt, I’ll have a humiliating tale to recount upon rising tomorrow; looking like Melvin Udall in drag – boobs and wig askew.

Gay Prince would be so proud.

“Sell crazy some place else, we’re all stocked up here.”

About the wuc

I'm a chick living in Australia, working for the man. I hate office work with a passion usually reserved for James Cameron, but somehow I ended up with a career behind a desk, stapling my forehead at random intervals.

41 Responses to “the wuc bytes – as good as it gets”

  1. a late H-bizzle to you. love your blog, you write so beautifully. (and thank you very much for the “like” on my new blog, well chuffed when i woke up to that notification this morning!)
    keep it up, especially your letters to imaginary friends!

  2. Ok, been reading a bunch of stuff here, planning on leaving a comment or two, but keep reading cause it is hard to stop, just want more after one is done, got to go on to the next!

    Well since it is your birthday entry, I will stop here, and say Happy Birthday, you deserve a wuca wuca wuca and then some! i have been having so much fun reading your entries, I have been putting off some other stuff I need to do. S’ok, I’ll get to it. Thank you for giving me a like on my “Punkin’ Patch”!

    I think it is refreshing that you are doing this wuc filled blog and you don’t seem to be trying to sell anybody anything! Just sharing your wonderfully wucy self with the mundane. Bravo!

  3. Now I have to see this movie.

  4. Happy belated bday!

  5. Love this line, and love the club story!

  6. ps: a very happy Un-birthday!

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