the wuc bytes – as good as it gets

It’s my birthday, yo.

Ordinarily, I’d be rocking back and forth in an extended foetal, like Andy Dick routinely on a Friday night; but I’m feeling pret-ty goood (to be said like Jon Lovitz). I feel like doing a jaunty Irish jig whilst wearing a tutu made entirely from birthday cards.

Instead, I’m gonna see a grandiose production of Mary Poppins; then get my pink wig on and go dancing. Yeah, baby! No doubt, I’ll have a humiliating tale to recount upon rising tomorrow; looking like Melvin Udall in drag – boobs and wig askew.

Gay Prince would be so proud.

“Sell crazy some place else, we’re all stocked up here.”

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I'm a chick living in Australia, working for the man. I hate office work with a passion usually reserved for James Cameron, but somehow I ended up with a career behind a desk, stapling my forehead at random intervals.

41 thoughts on “the wuc bytes – as good as it gets

  1. Happy birthday! Btw, they changed the Mary Poppins story because she does 9 shows daily on opposite sides of the world, so they have to time when she’s on stage.

  2. Hello, thank you for liking my recent post on life and my creative outlet!

    I knew I was in an interesting place when I landed here. And I for sure was not disappointed. I love your sense of humor and am sure will be spending much time reading your other posts! :-)

    Before I go, I do wish that you had a blast for your birthday! :-)

  3. Happy Belated Bday! How was Mary Poppins? I’m thinking of seeing it for my upcoming birthday too…have heard nothing but good things about it!

    1. My upcoming post will be a bit harsh on the Poppins (apol’s in advance). They changed the story a bit too much for my liking, but you should still go. The costumes are awesome and it’s a great production. Happy Birthday in advance, Nomad!

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