Things I’d like to say to John Travolta …

  1. Man, were you hot in Grease. (Lanky hot.)
  2. I’m sincerely sorry to hear about Jett.
  3. What’s with the black monkey toupée? Lighten up the charlatan shade – you look like the creepy dude Minnelli momentarily-married.
  4. My bro-in-law met you once, said you’re très nice and normal.
  5. Also, I don’t believe you flashed your twig ‘n’ berries to a masseuse.
  6. That said, I can’t give you a free pass on Scientology (sorry).
  7. Remember your film, The Experts? I seriously can’t find that on DVD, like, anywhere.
  8. I forgive you for Look Who’s Talking.
  9. I forgive you for Look Who’s Talking Too, too.
  10. I love a good action movie but the ending to Face Off was way too long.
  11. Let’s do lunch – I’ll have my people call your people.

Published by the wuc

I'm a chick living in Australia, working for the man. I hate office work with a passion usually reserved for James Cameron, but somehow I ended up with a career behind a desk, stapling my forehead at random intervals.

26 thoughts on “Things I’d like to say to John Travolta …

  1. He actually has a house near my home town, Ocala Florida. He opted to have a runway instead of a pool so he often went to the Ramada Inn in Ocala. He is one of the most down to earth people I have ever met.

  2. I try to live by the maxim that anything with an ology in it has to be dodgy. Served me well so far, apart from the fact that I haven’t managed to snog Olivia Newton-John, but hey, you can’t have everything ……

  3. Today I just watched an Interview with Travolta, Oliver Stone and cast member of the film Savages on Charlie Rose. John spoken well on the making of being artist . Check it out if you can.

    1. Thanks for the tip, WW. Quite a motley crew (Danny Zuko notwithsitting). Per’aps good representation of the spectrum of talent (with Stone sinking-like-a)!

  4. Recently gave Scientology a brief Internet perusal… what a choke of smoke & mirror, followed by dollar signs, blame & scandal.
    Still don’t know much of the belief itself.
    Greased Lightning Burning’ up the quarter mile !
    # 3 – spot ON

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