You can Derelict my balls, Capi-tan.

Tonight. All is right with the world. I’ve had happy champagne, ironically with the scourge of my current existence – my coworkers: Sidewinder, Mufasa and Obama. Sidewinder you know, albeit in passing. Mufasa is the female Lion King to my fastly diminishing kingdom, Obama the beatific bite-sized politician who makes up the set. These areContinue reading “You can Derelict my balls, Capi-tan.”

Move it or lose it, Toots.

Fuckadoodledoo. My landlord just gave me notice. I gotta move outta my beloved abode afore the next solstice. Four years in, I could feel this day approaching – fast and furious like the errant arse of Vin Diesel. Yessireebobtail I’ve dreaded it. Now it’s nigh and, well. I’m gutted. Just quietly. My life is implodingContinue reading “Move it or lose it, Toots.”

Paint a portrait of my mystery.

That’s right wood. chuck. chuckers, it’s. Groundhog Day! In commemoriam, herewith somethan I wrote but ne’er posted which depicts the demise of last year. Followed by something I wrote in the Spring of my soliloquy step. that was then … I’m living in an Aaron Sorkin drama. Except without the rapid-fire repartee and seasons of success.Continue reading “Paint a portrait of my mystery.”

Trapped in a glass case of emotion.

There’s a disturbance in the force. Can you feel it? Today, I went out to lunch with my ‘team’ – an awkward, alcoholic affair with sharks aplenty. For one denial day, we aspired not to be co-workers, just co-people.  What the fuck was I thinking? Through a sea of red flags I waded, over the hillContinue reading “Trapped in a glass case of emotion.”

Passing precipitation ‘n’ ponderment.

If the cousin to contentment, twice removed, had a love affair with the Byron of boredom, their offspring would be akin to my current mood. Moments of contentment flash by, like the brilliant white of lightning, before the ever familiar rumble of thunder follows. Sometimes. I have such a feeling of calm that it feelsContinue reading “Passing precipitation ‘n’ ponderment.”