who the wuc is schwarzenegger?

My former boss is an immaculately-tailored German with the attention span of a 3 year old on crack. He talks like Arnold Schwarzenegger which, strangely, is one of his few upsides.

I used to try ‘n’ make him say Arnie quotes in meetings without realising it (such as ‘it’s not a tumour’ or ‘hasta la vista’) but remained unsuccessful right up to my defection in the summer of discontent. He would often say he’d be right back, but.

Did I also mention he pronounces his Rs like Elmer Fudd?

14 Responses to “who the wuc is schwarzenegger?”

  1. That amuses me because my boss, though not German, is a bodybuilder. And he has a remarkably short attention span.

  2. ol’ arnold showed up in my post today…in allusions to his cheating, bastard creating ways. man, he gets around…in so many ways.

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